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Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”
There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex
Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.
In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

This is so important.
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  • 1963: She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
  • 1964: She's in love with me, and I feel fine.
  • 1965: She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
  • 1966: She said, I know what it's like to be dead.
  • 1967: She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.
  • 1968: She's well acquainted with the touch of a velvet hand, like a lizard on a window pane...
  • 1969: She came in through the bathroom window, protected by her silver spoon...
  • 1970: She is standing, right in front of me. Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
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  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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life is hard when you’re not a band member’s girlfriend

(Source: ezrakoenigsgirl, via ruinedchildhood)

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I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via zackisontumblr)

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